- Anti Joke

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.