- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

what do you call your mom? mom

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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