- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

123 f*ck off

A Duck walks into a bar.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

I'm gay.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

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