What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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