a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

i am writing this because i felt like it.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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