When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Everybody will die

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Women's Rights

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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