- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

okay so theres this guy.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Womens rights.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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