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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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