What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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