- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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