- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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