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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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