Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

The Princess is in another castle

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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