- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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