- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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