- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

here's a joke... the american education society

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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