- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

a black guy hates chicken.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Neil is a reterd.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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