- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Killing your friend as a joke.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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