An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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