- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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