Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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