Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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A shark ate your mom

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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