- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

i committed murder

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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