Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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