- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

what kind of dog can tiptoe

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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