- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

homosexual rights to marriage

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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