- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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