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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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