Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A fish swims up your penis...

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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