- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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