I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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