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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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