Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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the WNBA

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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