Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Anti Joke

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