- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Dumbledore dies.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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