- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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