- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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