- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

How would you rule?

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

where do some birds live in? Earth

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

justin beiber sucks

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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