- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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