A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Dumbledore dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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