- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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