Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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justin beiber sucks

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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