- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

A child walks into a classroom.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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