Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

thumb_up thumb_down -10

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

thumb_up thumb_down -10

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops