- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

kieran is a homosexual

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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