- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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