There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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