- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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