- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

snowglobe

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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