- Anti Joke

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

the NAACP

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Women's Rights

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.