How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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The Big Band Theory

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Justin beiber's penis

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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My peni s

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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