- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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