- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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