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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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