- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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