- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

my penis

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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