- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

my penis

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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