You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

poop.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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