mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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