- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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