- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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