- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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