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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

tommy is retared

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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