Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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This is a joke.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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Massie is a fatass

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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