- Anti Joke

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Massie is a fatass

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

This is a joke.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer