Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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