- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

your no better than a cockroach

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