- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

your no better than a cockroach

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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