Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Hello.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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