- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

ever tried african food? they neither

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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