- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Women can vote? wtf

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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