- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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