- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What's red, blue & green all over?

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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