Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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