- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

your mom is so fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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