What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Knock knock come in.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

How do you end a sentence

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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