- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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