- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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