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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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