Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Black people.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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