Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

irish man drinking john smiths

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Black people.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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