- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Stephen Hawking

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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