Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Stephen Hawking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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