A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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seek beauty

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Donald Trump

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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