Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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