- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

here's a joke... the american education society

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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