- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What do u call a cripple Biv

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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