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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Refridgerator.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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