- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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