- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

whats white and sticky glue

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

hiya

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

A gay man watches football.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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