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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

women's rights.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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