if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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