Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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