- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Please don't shoot me

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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