Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

richard is fag

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

whats funnier than 24? 25

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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