- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Waffles ate my grandma

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

knock knock Goodbye

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

penis

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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