- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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