woman's rights

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

my wife out of the kitchen

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Microwave

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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