What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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I don't get it

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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penis

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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