- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

oh hey.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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