- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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