What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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